Always with the biography...
Alright then! Well, since the dawn of time, I have looked at other people's drawings and said to myself, "Man, I wish I could draw well!" and I always thought I couldn't. Doodling in my notebooks isn't exactly something I'd love to show all my friends and brag about.
But recently I discovered that I can actually...draw stuff. It was so weird. I really went full apeshit when I looked at my creation and saw that it didn't look like a tortured toaster with a backproblem. So that's that, I guess.
I think I have a silly habit of blowing everything out of proportion. I have no idea how that fits in here, but it just went through my head, so why not?
I want my beard back. I need to stop shaving.
Oh gee, I'm being random, thus losing my comedic value. I'll see you around. Just don't break anything while I'm gone.